I'm Nesa and I love a lot of things. Let me introduce them to you.
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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Benedict Cumberbatch Wins the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film

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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

He is right next to you dumbfuck

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

He is right next to you dumbfuck

thexth:

here it is!!!

NO SLOW MOTION Benedict Cumberbatch Ice Bucket Challenge

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laurbz:

whoinwhoville:

allabitofablur:

gallifrey-feels:

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thesometimeswarrior:

evansy:

Done.

#IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

but he was:
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Twice

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So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

Lucky Amy

lucky world

That last gif just made my life

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nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

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aramis-dagaz:

outofcontextdnd:

"If you’re gonna stab someone with silverware, at least use a knife."

-Fighter to Bard who played the spoons, which also doubled as a weapon

"I’ll dig your heart out with a spoon!"

"But why a spoon?"

"Because it’s dull, you twit, it’ll hurt more!"

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